I dont like Santa

No I am not talking about Banta’s best friend. 😛
Allright allright… a bad one 😆

This is almost how I percieve him.

Bad Santa

I dont know why but I just dont like Santa Claus. Whenever I see someone dressed as Santa, it either scares the hell out of me, or if I am acting bold enough then I just feel like knocking him off to the floor. And during those instances two pretty horns on my head are shining bright like a halo and my devil front teeth are visible to only a selected few 😀

Please, its not personal, or for him not getting me any gifts any year that I can so remember. Its not just the santa in person, I am even repelled ( as a friend of mine puts it) by the movies that are based on christmas which have people dressed like christmas trees, have strange noses and even stranger makeup on. Today watching a bit of Grinch on star movies was enough of an experience for the day.

Take the Santa out of the celebrations for Christmas and I will be a saint singing carols 🙂

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7 Responses to I dont like Santa

  1. Shubhank says:

    santa is teh antichrist :p

    and santa also doesnt like people with stinky stalkings :p

  2. gunjan says:

    is ths because of u- know- who ?
    why ths aversion to santa?
    santa happens to be my best friend:(

    ( btw have ui heard of harry potter?)

  3. Robins says:

    I can only remember this age-old carol that we used to sing in church years ago… this naughty song of a kid seeing his/her mom kissing Santa Claus… 😆 :

    I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night
    She didn’t see me creep
    Down the stairs to have a peep
    She thought that I was tucked up
    In my bedroom fast asleep.

    Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
    Underneath his beard so snowy white
    Oh what a laugh it would have been
    If Daddy had only seen
    Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

  4. Varshita says:

    hawwwwwww

    how cute !!

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