No I am not talking about Banta’s best friend. 
Allright allright… a bad one 
This is almost how I percieve him.
I dont know why but I just dont like Santa Claus. Whenever I see someone dressed as Santa, it either scares the hell out of me, or if I am acting bold enough then I just feel like knocking him off to the floor. And during those instances two pretty horns on my head are shining bright like a halo and my devil front teeth are visible to only a selected few 
Please, its not personal, or for him not getting me any gifts any year that I can so remember. Its not just the santa in person, I am even repelled ( as a friend of mine puts it) by the movies that are based on christmas which have people dressed like christmas trees, have strange noses and even stranger makeup on. Today watching a bit of Grinch on star movies was enough of an experience for the day.
Take the Santa out of the celebrations for Christmas and I will be a saint singing carols 
Santaphobia
santa is teh antichrist :p
and santa also doesnt like people with stinky stalkings :p
hee hee
is ths because of u- know- who ?
why ths aversion to santa?
santa happens to be my best friend:(
( btw have ui heard of harry potter?)
Voldemort
I can only remember this age-old carol that we used to sing in church years ago… this naughty song of a kid seeing his/her mom kissing Santa Claus…
:
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!
hawwwwwww
how cute !!