Category Archives: Funny

Where has the breakfast gone?

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I remember my childhood days (and before you get started, let me clear the air, they arent that far away in history) and how breakfast was not something that required a special mention. It was there. Like any other normal routine. Be it stuffed paranthas, maggi, chole bhature, grilled sandwiches, egg or whatever. It was there. No issues.

Then came a period of ‘Mom what’s for breakfast?’ when paranthas became oily, maggi’s new taste-maker was developed and that option went out of the window as well, chole bhature were fattening. There were hardly a few options left for ‘breakfast’.

And now I hardly eat breakfast. Breakfast is an event. I am asked by friends or colleagues ‘breakfast kiya kya?‘

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Why do we dream while sleeping?

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Arent we supposed to be resting while sleeping? Then why do we dream? Why is it that we remember a few of them and forget most of them?

What do they mean? What is behind these dreams? Some unfulfilled aspirations? ( I am not too sure how many people would actually want to have a reality of answering a question paper in just the last 30 mins)

It seems most of the times that we are living these dreams. The fear, nervousness, even physical responses at times reflect it being there as a reality to us. havent you experienced getting up from a dream all drenched in sweat (not when there is no electricity, duh!!), or speaking a word and getting up?

Does it even occur to you that there might be another world you are living in? When you sleep here, you go there. And when you sleep there, You are here!

Freaky, isnt it? Think about it.

What is your Personality type?

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Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle.
You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table.

In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it. There are:

a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange

Which fruit will u choose? Your choice reveals about u!
Made the choice? Now read ahead for results.

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Internet here I come…

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I have read such amazing and gripping stuff at other blogs that I feel almost compelled to write some here. I have almost made up my mind to write a post a day on any nonsense I can think of only to exhibit the same insane behaviour as can be noticed and appreciated on other blogs :lol:

Hold on people, now I shall unleash my hidden talent of boring people beyond belief online :-P

Beware, the mission starts right now !

Sister Talk

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My mom’s sister and her daughter have come over to stay for a few days. I am amazed to see the length and duration of chats my mom and her sister hold. They just go on and on and on. They just wont stop. Be it in kitchen, in front of TV, while lying on bed… it simply doesnt stop. So much so, that whenever I enter the house, I find them talking. What do they really talk so much about? You like me must be asking yourself.

Many attempts at eavesdropping either got me into deep slumber or bored me enough that it forced me to simply walk out of the room. They talk about recipes, cooking, schedule of their family, clothes, shopping and what not. Even the habits or nuisance of their housemaids!!

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When a 6 year old kid decides to marry

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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

“That’s a serious step,” he said. ” Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”

“How about transportation?” the father asked.

“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”

“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.
“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”

Wierd Sms

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Every now and then I am flooded with funny and cheeky smses, thanks to my friends who have free sms facility. Here is one such sms.

Three things to remember:
1. I dont drink river water, fishes pee in it.
2. Gravity is all bullshit, Basically earth sucks
3. Nobody dies virgin, life fucks everyone.