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	<title>Bored Beyond Belief !! &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Reliance lifetime validity expires?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I guess it does&#8230;. atleast mine did. But what I wasnt able to come with terms with was .. how can a lifetime validity expire? But as the executive at the counter tells me that there is a **conditions &#8230; <a href="http://varshita.net/reliance-lifetime-validity-expires/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I guess it does&#8230;. atleast mine did.<br />
But what I wasnt able to come with terms with was .. how can a lifetime validity expire?<br />
But as the executive at the counter tells me that there is a **conditions apply** to that.</p>
<p>Now thats news to me !</p>
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		<title>Happy break-up song: Chor Bazaari</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chor bazaari do nainon ki pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi pyar ki jo teri meri umr aayi thi woh kat gayi duniya ki to fiqr kahan thi teri bhi ab chinta ghat gayi tu bhi tu hai, main bhi &#8230; <a href="http://varshita.net/happy-break-up-song-chor-bazaari/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chor bazaari do nainon ki<br />
pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi<br />
pyar ki jo teri meri<br />
umr aayi thi woh kat gayi<br />
duniya ki to fiqr kahan thi<br />
teri bhi ab chinta ghat gayi<br />
tu bhi tu hai, main bhi main hun,<br />
duniya saari dekh ulat gayi<br />
tu na jaane main na jaanu,<br />
kaise saari baat palat gayi<br />
ghatni hi thi yeh bhi ghatna<br />
ghat-te ghat-te lo yeh ghat gayi<br />
chor bazaari do nainon ki<br />
pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi</p>
<p>Tareef teri karna<br />
tujhe khone se darna<br />
haan&#8230; bhool gaya ab<br />
tujhpe din mein chaar dafa marna<br />
pyaar khumaari utree saari<br />
baaton ki badli bhi chhat gayi<br />
Hum se main pe aayi aise<br />
mujhko toh main hi main ratt gayi<br />
ek hue the do se dono<br />
dono ki ab rahein bant gayi</p>
<p>ab koi fikar nahi<br />
gham ka bhi zikar nahi<br />
haanâ€¦hota hoon main jis raste pe<br />
aaye khushi wahiâ€¦.<br />
azaad hoon main tujhse<br />
azad hai tu mujhse<br />
haan&#8230;jo ji chahe jaise chahe<br />
kar le aaj yahin</p>
<p>laaj sharam ki choti moti<br />
jo thi dori woh bhi kat gayi<br />
chowk choubare gali mohalle<br />
khol ke main saare ghoonghat gayee<br />
tu na badli main na badla<br />
delhi saari dekh badal gayi</p>
<p>ek ghoont mein duniya-daari<br />
ki main saari samjh nigal gayi<br />
haan.. rang biranga paani peeke<br />
seedhi saadi kudi bigaad gayi<br />
dekh ke mujhko hasta gaata<br />
sad gayi yeh duniya sad gayi</p>
<p>~ OST Love Aaj Kal (Singers: Neeraj Sridhar &#038; Sunidhi Chauhan) ~</p>
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		<title>What the heck ???</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 16:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SRK movies surely have an international appeal&#8230; Check it out]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SRK movies surely have an international appeal&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuYkS6LeAeI">Check it out</a> </p>
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		<title>When you go missing&#8230; this is what happens</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A poet, wannabe singer and an excellent friend to all of us, â€˜Varshita Mahajanâ€™ will always be remembered for several firsts to her credit during her eventful 26(??) years. Her sentimental mood, bizarre persona and ability to woo men at &#8230; <a href="http://varshita.net/when-you-go-missing-this-is-what-happens/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A poet, wannabe singer and an excellent friend to all of us, â€˜Varshita Mahajanâ€™ will always be remembered for several firsts to her credit during her eventful 26(??) years. Her sentimental mood, bizarre persona and ability to woo men at will had earned her the sobriquet &#8220;Varshi&#8221;. Varshita died at the age of 26(??) in a freak accident when she suffered a massive heart-attack seeing that there were no more men in the world left to woo, survived by her wonderful memories and silky hair. Her jaded gobbledygook poetry will remain in our memories forever.</p>
<p>Let her soul allow GOD to live in peace. Amen </p>
<p>~Courtesy Shubhank~</p>
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		<title>Its strange</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am amazed at how my going away from home has led mom to try her hand at computers, something which she never did even when her brother was settled abroad for most of his life. Its cute to find &#8230; <a href="http://varshita.net/its-strange/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am amazed at how my going away from home has led mom to try her hand at computers, something which she never did even when her brother was settled abroad for most of his life.</p>
<p>Its cute to find her struggling with mails, inadvertently turning the caps on and still trying to understand the nuances of chatting.</p>
<p>Cant explain &#8230;</p>
<p>Dunno if I am more amused or happy <img src='http://varshita.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Me and Ally Mcbeal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sued for being emotional ! Guilty as charged.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sued for being emotional !</p>
<p>Guilty as charged.</p>
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		<title>If I ever put on a bumper sticker&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 17:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It would read&#8230; Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It would read&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Thanks Ankit</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[me: u know i wanna go out of this place fly away try new things i wanna live my life again Ankit: then do it! For the time being, he said watch this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>me: u know<br />
i wanna go out of this place<br />
fly away<br />
try new things<br />
i wanna live my life<br />
again<br />
Ankit: then do it!</p></blockquote>
<p>For the time being, he said <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7My7SENrAg">watch this</a>.</p>
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		<title>More to merry !</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The very idea behind starting to blog was this so called freedom to think and express views on anything and everything. But with the passage of time, this very freedom was curtailed by the presence of known faces online. Thoughts &#8230; <a href="http://varshita.net/more-to-merry/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The very idea behind starting to blog was this so called freedom to think and express views on anything and everything. But with the passage of time, this very freedom was curtailed by the presence of known faces online. Thoughts needed a U certificate censorship to avoid unnecessary arguements or explanations. And somewhere the true essence of what I wanted to say lost a battle against fear.</p>
<p>First it were a few friends, then my sis and now my students. </p>
<p>I am not too sure if I should celebrate the reach of this blog or crib about me losing my freedom with each new reader added on to it. As if my sis wasnt enough to question me on my posts, now I have my students coming up to me and asking what I meant when I wrote so and so&#8230;</p>
<p>But its fun. At times its so much fun to write something that only I understand or maybe the person in question would, and the rest is left for people to guess&#8230; I like those posts&#8230; cos thats one time censorship isnt really required. Thats one time I break free&#8230;</p>
<p>But then, when have I really cared for what I write as I have always written for myself and about myself. I know a few months back I started off with password protected posts driving my sis crazy. But then, a late realisation, and now those posts are no longer password protected. Yes vinnie you can read them now without a password <img src='http://varshita.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So, Neha, Jasleen, and the others who land in here, always remember my best dhamki&#8230; Minus 5 in your next term end exams <img src='http://varshita.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Till then&#8230; Have fun !</p>
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		<title>Its called addiction !</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Varshita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome&#8230;</p>
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