Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Reliance lifetime validity expires?

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Well I guess it does…. atleast mine did.
But what I wasnt able to come with terms with was .. how can a lifetime validity expire?
But as the executive at the counter tells me that there is a **conditions apply** to that.

Now thats news to me !

Happy break-up song: Chor Bazaari

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Chor bazaari do nainon ki
pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi
pyar ki jo teri meri
umr aayi thi woh kat gayi
duniya ki to fiqr kahan thi
teri bhi ab chinta ghat gayi
tu bhi tu hai, main bhi main hun,
duniya saari dekh ulat gayi
tu na jaane main na jaanu,
kaise saari baat palat gayi
ghatni hi thi yeh bhi ghatna
ghat-te ghat-te lo yeh ghat gayi
chor bazaari do nainon ki
pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi

Tareef teri karna
tujhe khone se darna
haan… bhool gaya ab
tujhpe din mein chaar dafa marna
pyaar khumaari utree saari
baaton ki badli bhi chhat gayi
Hum se main pe aayi aise
mujhko toh main hi main ratt gayi
ek hue the do se dono
dono ki ab rahein bant gayi

ab koi fikar nahi
gham ka bhi zikar nahi
haan…hota hoon main jis raste pe
aaye khushi wahi….
azaad hoon main tujhse
azad hai tu mujhse
haan…jo ji chahe jaise chahe
kar le aaj yahin

laaj sharam ki choti moti
jo thi dori woh bhi kat gayi
chowk choubare gali mohalle
khol ke main saare ghoonghat gayee
tu na badli main na badla
delhi saari dekh badal gayi

ek ghoont mein duniya-daari
ki main saari samjh nigal gayi
haan.. rang biranga paani peeke
seedhi saadi kudi bigaad gayi
dekh ke mujhko hasta gaata
sad gayi yeh duniya sad gayi

~ OST Love Aaj Kal (Singers: Neeraj Sridhar & Sunidhi Chauhan) ~

What the heck ???

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

SRK movies surely have an international appeal…

Check it out

When you go missing… this is what happens

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

A poet, wannabe singer and an excellent friend to all of us, ‘Varshita Mahajan’ will always be remembered for several firsts to her credit during her eventful 26(??) years. Her sentimental mood, bizarre persona and ability to woo men at will had earned her the sobriquet “Varshi”. Varshita died at the age of 26(??) in a freak accident when she suffered a massive heart-attack seeing that there were no more men in the world left to woo, survived by her wonderful memories and silky hair. Her jaded gobbledygook poetry will remain in our memories forever.

Let her soul allow GOD to live in peace. Amen

~Courtesy Shubhank~

Its strange

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I am amazed at how my going away from home has led mom to try her hand at computers, something which she never did even when her brother was settled abroad for most of his life.

Its cute to find her struggling with mails, inadvertently turning the caps on and still trying to understand the nuances of chatting.

Cant explain …

Dunno if I am more amused or happy :)

Me and Ally Mcbeal

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Sued for being emotional !

Guilty as charged.

If I ever put on a bumper sticker…

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

It would read…

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

Thanks Ankit

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

me: u know
i wanna go out of this place
fly away
try new things
i wanna live my life
again
Ankit: then do it!

For the time being, he said watch this.

More to merry !

Monday, December 10th, 2007

The very idea behind starting to blog was this so called freedom to think and express views on anything and everything. But with the passage of time, this very freedom was curtailed by the presence of known faces online. Thoughts needed a U certificate censorship to avoid unnecessary arguements or explanations. And somewhere the true essence of what I wanted to say lost a battle against fear.

First it were a few friends, then my sis and now my students.

I am not too sure if I should celebrate the reach of this blog or crib about me losing my freedom with each new reader added on to it. As if my sis wasnt enough to question me on my posts, now I have my students coming up to me and asking what I meant when I wrote so and so…

But its fun. At times its so much fun to write something that only I understand or maybe the person in question would, and the rest is left for people to guess… I like those posts… cos thats one time censorship isnt really required. Thats one time I break free…

But then, when have I really cared for what I write as I have always written for myself and about myself. I know a few months back I started off with password protected posts driving my sis crazy. But then, a late realisation, and now those posts are no longer password protected. Yes vinnie you can read them now without a password :)

So, Neha, Jasleen, and the others who land in here, always remember my best dhamki… Minus 5 in your next term end exams :)

Till then… Have fun !

Its called addiction !

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Awesome…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IxOtSWYPJqQ