Oralift: Youth is a smile away

So now you can turn back the biological clock without having to go under the knife. Gone are the days of cosmetic surgery, now dental specialists have made their way to restore youth. Special braces called Oralift, claim to stretch the skin across the face and thereby helping in smoothening out wrinkles.

Whoever said braces make your smile look ugly, will be soon reconsidering his opinion.

Phir Hera Pheri : Mujhko Yaad Sataye Teri

Imagine Akshay Kumar dancing on an extremely yuck nasal sung slow song just like micheal jackson in one of his videos complete with drums and street look. (I am forgetting the song name). Thats what he is doing in the song ‘Mujhko Yaad sataye Teri’ from the forthcoming sequeal of Hera Pheri.

Earlier we heard copied tunes and songs, now its a take off on a complete video. God bless !!

The Da Vinci Code cleared

Allright, so our government decided to let the movie get released a week after its worldwide premiere with an ‘A’ rating and a disclaimer in the beginning and at the end of the movie. Why twice??? Making sure that people read it?? Whats the need I guess the publicity has very well ensured that we all know what it is.

Its a work of fiction, and I dont get it why people were protesting against its release and appealing for a ban. We Indians simply love to stir a controversy. Keep looking for something new to keep the public and media busy.

Lisa Ray: The global gypsy??

Read an interview of Lisa Ray in HT about her forthcoming movie Water directed by Deepa Mehta and was appalled by her replies. Here is what she had to say about her bollywood career after a hit like Kasoor (excuse me, was that a hit??):

I am flattered that bollywood gave me any opportunities, as i dont qualify to be a typical heroine. So to satisfy myself as an actor, I am finding interesting opportunities all over the world. I am a gypsy and a global citizen. I dont need to belong to any place, or any film industry. Particularly one that doesnt throw up challenging roles for women

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Reservation Joke

Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.

Bush – Wow! How Many?

Manmohan Singh – 100
25 – OBC
25 – SC
20 – ST
5 – Handicapped
5 – Sports Persons
5 – Terrorist Affected
5 – Kashmiri Migrants
9 – Politicians
and if possible
1 – Astronnaut

Dealing with exams

The more you study, the lesser questions you can answer in the exam. The lesser you study, the more you can answer.( atleast thats what my experience has been)

Doesnt that serve as a reinforcement for all to do selective studying against covering the whole damn syllabus?

You bet it does, atleast for me !!

Alag movie promotional video on air

‘Alag’ movie’s promos have been doing rounds on various channels on television for quite some time now. It features a new comer along with Dia Mirza. I recently saw that they have come up with a promotional title track video which features Shah Rukh Khan, Karan Johar, Arjun Rampal, Sushmita Sen, Bipasha Basu, Lara Dutta, Priyanka chopra, Bobby deol to name a few, lip singing the song.

The hero who is in a complete bald look throughout the whole movie, or atleast thats what it seems through the promos, is seen with hair ( for the first time) during this video. Maybe the filmmakers realised that its important for the audience to see the hero complete in all sense, not with a wig, but a natural crop on his head.

Will this be enough to pull viewers to cinema halls to watch movie of a simple boy with extra ordinary powers?? Lets wait and watch.

Worst dream

Its not about falling off from a height, or coming under a bus/train or whatever, neither its about being chased by a demon/ animal nor its about a fight betwen you and your close ones.

Its when you dream of not being able to complete your exam in the set time limit. And the most annoying ones can have you recalling complete answers and solutions in your dreams and still not being able to write it down. Tch Tch…

During exam times, ‘Araam haraam ho jaata hai’ quite literally !!

Mallika I hate you

One of the best songs that Sandeep Chowta has come up with in recent times. And it simply Rocks !! He once agains proves his prowess and versatality by remixing his own songs (no you just cant include Himesh reshamiya in this category !!!!)

He has given 5 versions (atleast thats the number I have heard myself) for the song Mallika I hate you. The club mix featuring sonu kakkar is playing on music channels these days. And its one helluva song. A must have for all those who like to shake their booty. Even the desi mix of the same song has a lot of energy. My personal favourite though is the Mallika Tring Tring. What a song !!

I am sure Mallika Sherawat wouldnt mind hearing ‘I hate you’ from all spheres provided its said with so much energy, rhythm, beats and uniqueness. :-P

This is one song that she wouldnt mind getting linked to for no rhyme or reason ;-)