Bored Beyond Belief !!

Has it ever happenned to you that you have had something that you were really looking forward to, something for which you had really prepared and it just simply misfires? Something for which you had eagerly awaited, made plans for and that thing never happenned or didnt work out??

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Couldnt resist posting this joke. Should make our Himesh bhai proud of his compositions for inspiring such pjs Â

Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song — Ashiq Banaya Aapne.

Few minutes later, all the three cockroaches died. Any idea why????

Thats cos the song is HIT.. Â

I saw the trailers of the movie with their song ‘A aa ashiqui mein teri’ some fifteen days back and liked Kareena kapoor’s new tanned look, Upen Patel’s groovy moves and ofcourse the catchy number. Though I had read at many places that a special video had been shot with Shahid and Kareena, but Shahid was a miss in that trailer except for two - three close shots. That was a huge disappointment given the fact that only Upen’s face was being sold in the first promo along with Kareena (in the song). (more…)

One Two down… nine Eight to go

What if you are just 9 hours away from your examination, and after having read all the books, study material, readings….everything…you realise it doesnt make any sense? You cant seem to find its utility in your future? Only that it would fetch you a good degree and help in your career prospects?

It seems all meaningless and you are doing it pretty mechanically. Either the syllabus needs a rather neat revamping or the education system.

Or maybe me

Are you a high scoring student?

Bored of getting good marks?

Join Delhi University…..

Marks se No Marks tak…farak dikhaye sirf ek saal main.

Tortoise and rabbit gave a CET exam. Tortoise got 80% while rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, but the cut off was 85%.

Rabbit couldnt get through but the tortoise did !!

How????

Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard….So… Sports quota !!!!

Managed to watch an episode of Oprah Winfrey prime time. And couldnt help but laugh at one of her dialogues.

“The only reason I am not in therapy is cos I do this show”

Talk about blowing one’s own trumpet.

Tell me what else can i do?
Tell me what else can i say?
The closer that i get to you
The further you push me away
Till i don’t know where to go
And i dont know why i stay
Do you even care
Or am i some little game you play?

Are you ever gonna need me baby
Like i need you?
Are you ever gonna want me baby
The way i want you to?
I know that you love me
Oh i know down deep you do
But are you ever gonna love me
The way i love you? (more…)

Tamanna phir machal jaaye, agar tum milne aa jao
ye mausam hi badal jaaye, agar tum milne aa jao

tamanna phir machal jaaye, agar tum milne aa jao
ye mausam hi badal jaaye, agar tum milne aa jao

By Jagjit Singh